What the fuck is wrong with people?

Image Of Virgin Mary Appears In Bird Dropping On Area Family’s Truck


An image of the Virgin Mary that appeared in a bird dropping on the side mirror of a Central Texas family’s truck is causing a neighborhood stir.

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/50946582.html

I love the statement “Image Of Virgin Mary Appears In Bird Dropping”. Yes folks, it’s a fact. This is the virgin Mary, not some indiscriminate smear in some avian fecal matter. That’s A-grade reporting right there. I’m going to give some important life lessons for the reporter, Shannon Dillon.

This is an image of the virgin Mary.

This is birdshit.

Clear?

From the article:

"We just all feel protected. It's a blessing to our family and to everybody that comes to see it," says Cristal Pachuca.

So because it feels good to believe it, then that means it’s true. Can someone get me out of this human race please? I think I will make a good squirrel.

Someone put a good comment at the end

Pareidolia: a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound) being perceived as significant

Posted under: Skepticism, Comedy, Religion
Posted on: Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:55 PM
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  1. Posted by: TDOM on 7/8/2011 4:21 PM
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    Holy shit!
  2. Posted by: Mith on 7/19/2011 6:16 AM
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    ...Oh God, why are people so damned stupid? Yes, there is an image that resembles a woman's face! It must be the Virgin Mary! And because we don't want to devote any actual real religious growth, we'll worship bird shit! I'm sure Jesus isn't rolling in that grave, if only because we believe His body literally ascended to heaven!
  3. Posted by: Valerie Woodruffe Mullaloo on 7/26/2011 5:47 AM
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    It looks like baby batter LOL
  4. Posted by: Elle on 9/12/2011 11:37 PM
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    Omg, I'm having an absolutely shitty day today, no pun intended. While waiting for my kids to get out of school, I just decided to Google, "what the fuck is wrong with people" and this site popped up. I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard that my drink came out of my nose! Thank you! This is exactly what I needed.
  5. Posted by: Son of Nova on 9/13/2011 1:03 AM
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    HAHAHA! Come to think of it, I think I found the site under similar circumstances!

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