The classic rejoinder

Mr. grammar from my last post. Has responded and it’s a winner! Hint, when your response can be crafted by an automated program then you might as well not make it. if(state.ICannotUndestandBecauseYourMessageMakesNoSense) { Response.Write(“Aha you cannot counter my brilliance and therefore criticise my spelling”; }

Oh boy do I love the “you need to get laid” card. I never hear that one.. Every five seconds.

im sorry for my awfull english, its not my mother language, so... but i think u wouldnt understand german, would u? no, so i have to use this one,
its funny how u think that because of the fact that u speak better english makes u in some way smarter or let u think that u have not to answer to that message. comon man dont exaggerate
i mean is that all u have? Apperantly yes. U really need to get laid...no seriously

by the way, nice gay vids

Nice gay vids? Do you mean that I have some homosexual videos? Where? At some point I may address that subject, thanks.

By the way. Even Germans use punctuation, capitalisation and non-l33t (A.K.A. “retard”) shortcuts.

Just for the laughs my friends. Nothing more.

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Posted on: Thursday, June 03, 2010 1:31 AM
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  1. Posted by: aHuman on 6/5/2010 1:16 PM
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    That's how it goes:
    You write complete nonsense in appalling language. Then, you say you're foreign and pull the race card so everyone has to try to decipher the BS or risk being called a racist. I'm not surprised he/she likes feminism.

    If you can't express yourself in the language you're talking in, then don't start a debate in it.

    By the way, I'm happy to debate in German if that really is your native language. Or I can translate if you want.
  2. Posted by: Nate on 6/5/2010 3:33 PM
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    If you're going to pull the language card, go for something more obtuse like: "Sorry, but English is my second language. If only you spoke Slovenian".

    Dobar dun!

    By the way; I don't think this person could make a cogent argument in any language. They appear to have learnt English via sms correspondence.
  3. Posted by: ArgusEyes on 6/6/2010 2:46 PM
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    "By the way, I'm happy to debate in German if that really is your native language. Or I can translate if you want."

    Thanks for the offer but it's not worth it. I doubt this person is a scholar and a gent in another language and it's merely the language gap that is stopping that image from coming across.

    I'm actually half German on my mother's side but I never learnt the lanuage to a cogent degree.
  4. Posted by: Nate on 6/6/2010 3:18 PM
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    "I'm actually half German on my mother's side but I never learnt the lanuage to a cogent degree."

    For what it's worth, I'm sure you could beat this clown in a debate in German - or any other language of their choosing.

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