Mathematics

1. Teaching maths in 1970
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
What is his profit?


2. Teaching Maths In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is 80% of the price.
What is his profit?

3. Teaching Maths In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80.
How much was his profit?

4. Teaching Maths In 2000
A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100.
His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20.
Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Maths In 2005
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habit of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. Your assignment: Discuss how the birds and squirrels might feel as the logger cut down their homes just for a measly profit of £20.

6. Teaching Maths In 2009
A logger is arrested for trying to cut down a tree in case it may be offensive to Muslims or other religious groups not consulted in the felling licence. He is also fined a £100 as his chainsaw is in breach of Health and Safety legislation as it deemed too dangerous and could cut something. He has used the chainsaw for over 20 years without incident however he does not have the correct certificate of competence and is therefore considered to be a recidivist and habitual criminal. His DNA is sampled and his details circulated throughout all government agencies. He protests and is taken to court and fined another £100 because he is such an easy target. When he is released he returns to find Gypsies have cut down half his wood to build a camp on his land. He tries to throw them off but is arrested, prosecuted for harassing an ethnic minority, imprisoned and fined a further £100. While he is in jail the Gypsies cut down the rest of his wood and sell it on the black market for £100 cash. They also have a leaving BBQ of squirrel and pheasant and depart leaving behind several tonnes of rubbish and asbestos sheeting. The forester on release is warned that failure to clear the fly tipped rubbish immediately at his own cost is an offence. He complains and is arrested for environmental pollution, breach of the peace and invoiced £12,000 plus VAT for safe disposal costs by a regulated government contractor.
Your assignment: How many times is the logger going to have to be arrested and fined before he realises that he is never going to make £20 profit by hard work, give up, sign onto the dole and live off the state for the rest of his life?

7. Teaching Maths In 2010
A logger doesn’t sell a lorry load of timber because he can’t get a loan to buy a new lorry, because his bank has spent all his and their money on a derivative of securitised debt related to sub- prime mortgages in Alabama and lost the lot, with only some government money left to pay a few million pound bonuses to their senior directors and the traders who made the biggest losses.
The logger struggles to pay the £1,200 road tax on his old lorry however, as it was built in the 1970s it no longer meets the emissions regulations and he is forced to scrap it.

Some Bulgarian loggers buy the lorry from the scrap merchant and put it back on the road. They undercut everyone on price for haulage and send their cash back home, while claiming unemployment for themselves and their relatives. If questioned they speak no English and it is easier to deport them at the governments expense. Following their holiday back home they return to the UK with different names and fresh girls and start again. The logger protests, is accused of being a bigoted racist and as his name is on the side of his old lorry he is forced to pay £21,500 registration fees as a gang master.
The Government borrows more money to pay more to the bankers, as bonus's are not cheap. The parliamentarians feel they are missing out and claim the difference on expenses and allowances.
You do the maths.

8. Teaching Maths 2017
أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانت=D 8ج من
الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟

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Posted on: Wednesday, October 07, 2009 10:50 PM
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  1. Posted by: Oekedulleke on 10/7/2009 11:28 PM
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    funny indeed, it does seem like the PC stuff is getting out of hand.

    To counter the pure capitalism though:

    2 loggers sell wood for 100£, with a cost of 80£. their profit is 20£.
    One of the loggers decides to cute more wood, so he can earn more 20£'s than the other logger. The logger who earns less has to stay in business, so he also starts to cut more wood.

    The 2 loggers keep this little game of growth up untill the entire forest has been cut down.

    Now they're both out of business.

    The tragedy of the commons.
  2. Posted by: Hattie on 10/28/2009 6:36 PM
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    Kid, I really hope you and Karl are not a part of Bernard Chapin's latest attack on my computer. I can't believe anybody is foolish enough to have put spyware on my computer even as I told him I knew it was connected to him, and that I now positively know that he was behind it before. For some reason, the fool doesn't think I'm following through on my intent to have him arrested for this, as well as getting an investigation into his other illegal online activities. The thing is, the penalties in the UK are much stiffer than here in the States. Bernard will get a slap on the wrist, maybe a year (unless they find more than just planting phishing spyware on him. That's up to the police in Grundy County) but if you are involved, or Karl, you're facing up to ten years. Right now, I don't know, since I'm only just reporting it. I just don't think you are as evil and of a criminal mind set like Chapin, so I'm hoping that you haven't done anything stupid on his behalf.

    Just in case he somehow convinced you that I was spying on him in the same manner, you need to know that everything I looked up about him is public material, published by him, and I am completely within the bounds of the law. That includes my intent to launch a very thorough blasting of what I now know throughout various Internet mediums, as well as confronting him as his real self when I know he's hidiing behind fake personalities. I always knew it was one guy behind most of the horrific stuff credited to MRAs, and it turns out that the one guy once threatened my life under one of his phony names, and I have proof of that. Believe me when I say this will be seen through to the end, and I honestly hope you aren't caught up in it. The only reason I think you might be is that Bernard strikes me as the type of man who will manipulate others into doing his dirty work. Time will tell.

    There's no need to write me back, since I won't be opening any email, as I know my computer already has spyware. I've been advised to allow it to stay put until I go through the proper legal channels, but I wanted to let you know that I am dead serious about finishing this. Again, I hope you aren't caught up in anything you should have avoided.

    Sincerely,

    Hattie
  3. Posted by: Hattie on 10/28/2009 7:29 PM
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    Oh my. This is worse than I thought. I hadn't even considered my roommates, and since this is a shared computer, we've been informed that they are victims, too. Needless to say, they are pissed. One of them has credit card information attached to an account, and the charges against the perp or perps are going to be more serious than I realized. Good luck to you. You might need it if you were inovolved.
  4. Posted by: JBreak on 10/31/2009 5:49 PM
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    Hattie- Obviously your retarded, it's apparent to anyone who doesn't share your same handicaps. Your comments add nothing at all, good job for being useless.

    A sad sad day when mathematics is reduced to "circle this" or the books having the solutions in the back with all work shown. I used to be very fond of math until around my junior year in school that the math courses took this turn.
  5. Posted by: Porky Domesticus on 11/10/2009 7:50 AM
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    The math thing was funny, but the comment by this Hattie person was even more so. Someone must have laced her Halloween candy with LSD.
  6. Posted by: Jack Wooster on 11/26/2009 3:11 PM
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    Hattie has schizophrenia and hasn't been taking her medication, no I'm not a doctor but once you know what to look for it's pretty unmistakable. The sad fact is that 'the system' here in the UK and apparently in the US is virtually incapable of understanding female=perpetrator/Abuser, male=victim so these dingbats can cause real damage to the innocent. Uncle Bern is spying on my computer, really the gale of laughter should be enough to blow some sense into her, but she'll be too caught up in her fantasies of victimisation to notice.
  7. Posted by: François on 12/9/2009 5:13 AM
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    "The sad fact is that 'the system' here in the UK and apparently in the US is virtually incapable of understanding female=perpetrator/Abuser, male=victim"
    UK, US, Canada, India, France, Germany, name-it... Feminism is a worldwide evil!

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