Laura Bennett says more stultifyingly stupid things

Laura Bennett, who wrote a ridiculous piece entitled “When Did My 13-Year-Old Son Become a 'Player?'” excretes another hilarious piece that demonstrates that she seems to have problems with the concept that boys grow up and, you know, get more mature and smarter.

I’m just having trouble understanding how the little boy who hid between my legs underneath my skirt became interested in someone else’s skirt.

Source: Laura Bennett http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-03-01/when-did-my-13-year-old-son-become-a-player/

Sure you’re having problems with it Laura, you don’t seem to be too bright. People interested in more mental suicide should consult her previous work http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-03-01/when-did-my-13-year-old-son-become-a-player/

Sure you’re having problems with it Laura, you don’t seem to be too bright. People interested in more mental suicide should consult her previous work “Exactly How Are Men Superior?”

I love my sons—they’re funny, sweet, and full of surprises. But I don’t understand how a species incapable of feeding themselves—much less hitting the toilet—ever came to rule the planet.

Source: Laura Bennett http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-01-29/exactly-how-are-men-superior/

Yep. There’s not really any intellectual condemnation here. Let’s just laugh at the stupidity on display.

Laura, you appear to be an idiot. A better article could be written by your five year old son, please keep to the cognitive field of fashion and stop writing.

P.S. The latter article is due to be decimated in an upcoming podcast piece and video.

Posted under: Gender Issues, Comedy
Posted on: Sunday, March 08, 2009 12:13 AM
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  1. Posted by: Jeremy of Oregon on 3/9/2009 8:49 AM
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    the quotes this woman gives off are incredible

    "The multitask gene is obviously linked to the X chromosome, because I know of no men who carry the trait."
    -completely forgot that all men have an X chromosome did we?

    "but I just don’t understand when the girls got lapped in the race. They had such a clear lead."
    -This one is easy, even a child knows the story of the Tortoise and the Hare.

    the funny thing about reading her other blogs [http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-02-12/god-bless-my-nannies/] you can see she's aware of her parental limitations (though she still trys to accredit any success in her kids to herself more so then the nannies.

    in her post [http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-11-06/why-i-let-my-kids-learn-about-sex-from-the-streets/2/] she goes on about her obvious penis envy... and amongst all this fear of talking to her boys about sex, even contemplating using an uncle or male friend, she at NO point thinks to let her husband talk to her son's about sex. It's pretty obvious she thinks men are "weaker" then women because she doesn't respect her husband at all.

    "Laura Bennett was trained as an architect but has since established her career as a fashion designer." (aka: couldn't cut it as an architect) and yet says her husband is a successful Architect. And she still wonders why she's not in control over anything in her life.

    This woman and her children (both sons and daughters) have my pity for having a poor role-model and guide to life with two sexes.
  2. Posted by: ArgusEyes on 3/11/2009 1:05 AM
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    It's funny to see a fashion designer make comments about biology.

    But if you look at her writings then you realise that you are dealing with a deeply flawed human. In our decedant age she is given a pulpit to spout nonsense but she is an immense moron.
  3. Posted by: Laura on 3/28/2009 12:35 AM
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    Why is this crazy bitch taken seriously? Seriously?
  4. Posted by: ArgusEyes on 3/28/2009 8:13 AM
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    A decedent celebrity worshipping culture.

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